I Just Made a Transformers Meme

(Published Jun 5, 2020)

I probably won't draw this, at least not for a year or something... So anyone who wants to draw this for proper memeing feel free. Just give credit where credit is due. But meme is just Starscream giving complex science explanations and TC half asses a bullshit response to their child.

Seekerlet: "Carrier, why is sire bigger than you?" Starscream: *Pulls out dry erase board* "Well, you see, everyone is made out of CNA which is the blueprints of life. CNA is comprised of the nucleic acids that are-" *Goes on, scribbling like mad at the board, drawing out diagrams, chemical compounds, equations, going through dry erase markers and having to grab more, foaming at the mouth, branching off to explain other things and needing to keep getting back on track, sets board on fire from scribbling so fast, gets another and doesn't lose a beat, just keeps going.* Seekerlet: *Backs away slowly as Starscream is still rambling on, goes to the other room.* "Sire, why are you bigger than carrier?" Thundercracker: *Reading the paper, not looking away.* "Because sire took lunch money and beat up nerds like your carrier in highschool."

Seekerlet: "Carrier, why is the sky blue?" Starscream: *Pulls out dry erase board* "Well, you see, color is actually wavelengths of light that we see depending on the frequency. The sky appears blue because of the diffuse sky radiation which is solar radiation reaching Cybertron's surface after having been scattered from the direct solar beam by molecules or particulates in the atmosphere. Diffuse skylight, or just skylight, it is the determinative process for changing the colors of-" *Goes on, scribbling like mad at the board, drawing out diagrams, chemical compounds, equations, going through dry erase markers and having to grab more, foaming at the mouth, branching off to explain other things and needing to keep getting back on track, sets board on fire from scribbling so fast, gets another and doesn't lose a beat, just keeps going.* Seekerlet: *Backs away slowly as Starscream is still rambling on, goes to the other room.* "Sire, why is the sky blue?" Thundercracker: *Reading the paper, not looking away.* "Because blue is the sky's favorite color so it chose to be that."