I'm Creating a Cult

(Published Sep 4, 2020)

The fact we do not have an organized religion based around this beautiful creation of the gods is evidence why humans are the real lower lifeforms.

Who wants to join my Starscream cult? We meet separately in our own homes to honor our lord's resentment of others, so don't worry about making time on your calendars. But, it is required you shout "All hail, Starscream" a minimum of ten times each day, and call Megatron stupid.