Poor Megatron

(Published Sep 4, 2020)

When you remember that your first lieutenant steals your identity to spend all your Shanix on shoes, jewelry, and chocolate, but your arch nemesis has a first lieutenant that's actually respectful of their superior. Other captions:

"When you remember you have Blot on your team."

"When you remember that the only soldier under your command who hasn't failed you or isn't a fumbling idiot is a bird."

"When you remember that your number one fan prays and worships you as if you're a god, and then tries to kill you."

"When you remember you have no friends, and the closest thing to a friend you have is a quiet, creepy dude who keeps his children in his chest."

"When you remember that you're the reason Starscream is always beside you, nagging and sassing you."

"When you remember that Prime never has to tell his men to stop fighting over the red crayon."