Starscream the Mighty!
- kathrynlpettus
- Sep 4, 2020
- 1 min read
Updated: Jan 19, 2023
(Published Sep 4, 2020)
Starscream the mighty! Starscream the unerring! Starscream the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but MAGGOTS writhing in our own filth before him!
So rise up! Rise up, children of Cybertron! Rise up, Decepticons! Embrace the word of mighty Starscream, he who is both Sexy and Divine!
Terrible and powerful Starscream! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and became gay, you walked among us, great Starscream, not as dull, but as FABULOUS!
Trust in me, Cybertron! Trust in Katie! For I am the chosen of Starscream! I alone have been anointed by Starscream to spread his holy word!
*Screams this while thrashing arms, eyes crossed to the sides, and foaming at the mouth in front of a statue of Starscream as disturbed pedestrians lollygag by.*
(I need more Skyrim and Transformers....)
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