Transformers vs Terminator

(Published Oct 1, 2020)

I just read Transformers vs Terminator. It sucked. It was AWFUL. Don't read it. Art was good, Alex Milne did it, but the story... John Barber and some other dude wrote it. And Barber is absolute shit when it comes to dialogue. Sure he can remember important details and stuff, but the dude can't write.

Incredibly rushed, forced lines, and forced deaths that were very stupid. It also had Windblade (tho she didn't talk) and I'm just so sick of seeing her. Brand new character created by IDW a few years ago and now she's everywhere popping up in all new comics, cartoons, etc. There's plenty of femmes from the original G1 cartook you can bring back. Stop giving us Windblade. And she's way more interesting as a Camien than a Cybertronian native. The colonies makes the TF world richer and more realistic. Obviously, when so many Cybertronians flee Cybertron at the start of the war you get a lot of colonies that remain hidden. And then the ones that originated from Titans leaving Cybertron millions of years even prior to the Great War. It just so annoying how they keep taking her or other colonists and turning them into Cybertron-born and reusing them constantly. We want old characters who are barely used, not all these new ones! Bring back Sunstreaker! Hound! Blaster! Perceptor! Jazz! Gears! Huffer! Bluestreak! Smokescreen! Powerglide! Silverbolt! etc.! Barber also insists on making Starsceam a coward and all whiny, and we are TIRED of that!

Megatron complaining about his face being damaged was kinda funny, especially with Thundercracker looking so done in the background. Poor, TC. The only one with braincells amongst all these morons. 2/10, don't bother.

Oh, and the fact Ratchet and so many other Autobots die and Optimus is just like, "Oh well! Hey, you decepticons, we're friends now. Let's just go about our merry way as we work together to go home. Forget those fuckers who died! Oh, the humans took Megatron's body and are doing who knows what to it to create mass weapons to kill us? Not our problem!" IDIOCY!!!!